Why do so many Democrats believe that if you don’t outlaw abortion, then abortions will just happen illegally? But if you outlaw guns, all of us will be safe from armed criminals. (?)
Why don’t the police confronting rioters just play the National Anthem on loudspeakers? If that happened, all the rioters would sit down, cease and desist.
Why would anybody believe that biscuits and gravy isn’t a meal?
Why does anybody on God’s green Earth believe that the burka is an acceptable form of women’s attire?
Why don’t we give credit to President Barack Obama for building the strongest Republican party in modern history?
How is it that somebody using an $800 SmartPhone can check her food-stamp balance, then complain about oppression in these United States?
Ever notice how illegal immigrants demonstrating in the streets are waving the flags of the nations from which they came, while at the same time they’re protesting being sent back there?
How can Madonna and Michael Moore whine about the United States failing them, when they have a combined net worth of more than $600 million?
Why do some climate alarmists continue to maintain that the most recent Florida hurricane was caused by global warming, while natural causes were blamed for the 119 hurricanes that have pounded Florida since 1850?
Why do some people laugh and accuse me of faulty logic when I say that guns don’t kill people, any more than pencils misspell words, cars make you drive drunk, and spoons make you fat?
Why don’t its critics understand that the U.S. Constitution does not need to be rewritten? It just needs to be re-read and followed.
Why do some people believe the U.S. will ever suffer another civil war? Think about it: One side has 8-trillion bullets and all the hardware it needs for maximum firepower, while the other side is populated with individuals who don’t know which bathroom to use.
Why do people continue to support U.S. Rep. Nancy Pelosi of California, when she says things such as: “We should deport illegal aliens only when they have done something illegal.” Say what?
Why are women’s blouses with the shoulders cut out all the fashion rage these days? But then, who among us “deplorables” understands the logic of stupid fashion trends anyway?
Why does every motorcycle rider coming at you believe he is safer motoring with his headlight perpetually set on bright? Maybe that lights him up so he won’t be overlooked, but it also blinds the drivers opposing him on the road, risking a collision.
Why do some women carry suitcase-sized purses into church on Sunday? There’s no good place to put the oversized bags during the service. Why not leave the big bags in the car, stuff a tissue or two somewhere into their attire, then switch off their cell phones and leave them under the front seat?
Why do too many people drive 10 or 15 miles per hour under the speed limit in a multi-lane highway’s fast lane?
Why do some busboys at restaurants take great delight in slam-dunking the dirty plates, bowls, cups and beverage glasses into their plastic tubs as they clear a table? Do they just feel ignored, figuring that if they raise enough havoc, it will get them some attention and respect among the diners quietly trying to enjoy their food? (They’ll attract the attention, but not the respect.)
Why do so many people add an “s” to the “-ward” words, such as “homeward” and “downward” and “forward” and “upward” and “westward”? It just makes such individuals sound so backwards.
Why do a disturbing number of today’s young turks and gamers wear their baseball caps backward, with the bill pointing down behind their necks? A popular newspaper columnist once wrote that if you wear your cap backward, you are backward. Guess that’s true. (Case in point: A skinny young punk whose parents obviously were not paying attention walked into a karate dojo. He was wearing black sweat pants with fashionably thin white stripes down the sides, black socks, black plastic sandals, and a black baseball cap pointed backward under the hood of a long-sleeve black hoodie. I guess he thought he looked cool and tough. Maybe he was tough, but he wasn’t cool – it was 95 degrees outdoors, with 100 percent humidity. What the?)
Why do so many people in high places not comprehend the difference between “persuade” and “convince”; “take” and “bring”; “because of” and “due to”? Nothing assaults an educated individual’s ears more than bad grammar and bozo word usage.
Why does a driver text when he or she is sitting immobile at a red traffic light? The light turns green. You continue to sit there behind the distracted driver for a full 5 seconds before he or she looks up and realizes traffic is on the move again. And if you tap your horn lightly to wake the driver up and motivate him or her to move along, a left hand invariably comes out the driver’s window, and you get flipped off. (Which means the distracted driver is holding his or her device as well as the steering wheel in his or her right hand. Yeah, that’s real safe driving. Thank the Lord for automatic transmissions, eh?)
How can the feds continue to collect record amounts of taxes quarterly and still have 17-figure spending deficits in the same quarter?
Why are the people who vowed to leave the country if Donald Trump got elected president still here, collecting their fat paychecks and still spewing their blathering vituperation?