A young man and a young woman were standing in the middle of the local Walmart, arguing over who should serve as the next president of the United States — Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton, or Republican nominee Donald Trump.

“Hillary should be elected to the White House,” the young woman said, “because she’s a woman. And we need a woman to be president.”

“Bull squat,” the young man shot back. “I’d vote for Trump, because if it was a beauty contest, Trump would STILL look better in a bikini than she would.”